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1.      Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“Similarly, elongated shells subjected to current action are likely to be...” Sexy Palaeontology text book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A  green wall!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Indecision 08

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:40

5. Now look at what time it actually is:
10:41 I WIN!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad still ranting about Obama

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I went to my cultural anthro class earlier

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
www.mexicanmuffintops.com , thank you WOW REPORT for enlightening me on the itnterweb

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, moxie shirt,  Stephan's jacket <3
10. Did you dream last night?
I did, it involved an evil bald Jeff Bridges... that’s what I get for watching Iron Man while tired =P

11. When did you last laugh?
When I found the Muffin Top website

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A portrait of John Wayne- clearly, I am in my father’s office and we are, in fact, red-necks

13. Seen anything weird lately?
The Tower of Bigotry comes to mind...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It is helping my procrastinate on DEMIDECing my Arch. notes

15. What is the last film you saw?
Iron Man

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
“I would buy a castle in Germany, then transport it over to America, brick by brick, so that my dogs could live in it.” Yeah, that sounds like a fun idea =P <3

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have an irrational fear of Steve Guttenberg...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
If everyone was more educated/more informed, I think the majority of the world’s problems would be eradicated.  So many people make decisions based solely upon consensus of the majority, arbitrary matters (like a coin toss), or just accepting common knowledge- without ever seeking actual information about things. If people actually educated themselves on these points of controversy, there would be less miscommunication. For instance, one of my greatest pet-peeves is when people claim that evolution goes against religion. No where in the Bible is there anything that would be faulted due to following the theory of evolution. Yet, so often, people claim that one can’t believe in the theory of evolution without discrediting faith. Even, the fucking Pope supports evolution. >.< ::end rant::

19. Do you like to dance?
Square dancing is awesome.

20. George Bush:

“History? In history we’ll all be dead!”

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Never really thought about it, but Sophia is nice.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Issaac- It means "he laughs" and that is something I could appreciate in a name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Perhaps? My goal has always been to live in Boston, tho.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

“STOP. Those who wish to get into heaven must answer me these questions three. What...is your name? What... is your favorite color? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” =D

"Those coconuts remind me of boobs."

Shaheen, 5 years

I had the most enthralling discussion on why women seem to love gay men today.

"And the EKG machine goes Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... and they unplug you."

"Why go to prison and eat a cock-meat sandwich? Death is atleast a 50/50 chance."



Thank you Ancient Greek Philosophy

The old one was a touch too embarassing for my liking.