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Guten Tag, I am most often referred to as Allison, however will likely respond to a wide array of nicknames, pronouns, vague descriptions of my current wardrobe, and/or hand gesture (particularly rude ones). Some general information about me: I fail at remembering people's names. I have the world’s most obnoxious laugh; yes, I am aware of this, but no, it will not stop me from laughing if I find something funny (which is often). I am a film geek- so don't be shocked if I am watching Theda Bera's CLEOPATRA for the 30th time in a row. I will read anything and spend far too much time in front of my laptop, resulting in poor eyesight and my possessing mass quantities of truly trivial knowledge- I would so kick ass on Jeopardy. I am beyond nerdy; I partook in all of my high school's academic clubs and can often be found attending wizard rock concerts at various libraries. Lastly, I quite possibly have the worst sense of direction known to mankind. I once spent an hour and a half searching for the Office Depot two miles away from my house… However, I always end up finding my way in the end, even if I end up taking a few detours. And isn't it the detours in life that make it all worthwhile? I may not know exactly where I am heading; but I do know the places I have been, the choices I have made, and the many people I have met... EGOMET MIHI IGNOSCO!

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